Posted 8 hours ago

valindralavellan:

i have mixed feelings about this

Posted 8 hours ago

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

Posted 13 hours ago
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Posted 13 hours ago

deanleysen:

I always wonder about that.

(Source: epic-humor)

Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

(Source: askthefangirls)

Posted 19 hours ago

nolannorths:

destiny | choose your class
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

(Source: dangerhamster)

Posted 3 days ago

petitetourneau:

I don’t care what anyone says, this is the greatest moment in British film history.

Posted 3 days ago
timeofconfidence:

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

Yes yes yes yes yes. This explains everything.

timeofconfidence:

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

Yes yes yes yes yes. This explains everything.

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

a game of stark children not listening to their fucking mother

(Source: thedeadviper)

Posted 5 days ago

saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

image

This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

Posted 5 days ago

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

(Source: khaleeesii)